Great things about FRIENDS:

..they will give you a loan at much better rate than the bank.
..shares your drink without fear of germs.
..they are better at cheering you up than bf/gf does.
..just hearing their voice makes you feel better.
..someone whom you can trust your online password.
..without them, you'd never dare to attend parties.
..waits with you until your ride comes.
..and lastly..
FRIENDSHIP is less likely to BREAK.